So A Picture Speaks A Thousand Words Right

Bullshit. A thousand words, speaks a thousand words. And let me tell you, I have heard some beautiful ones lately. Ive also heard some rather crap ones, but all in all, the beautiful outweigh the crap.

Yay me. And In your face Jayne.

Jayne and I have a boyfriend. Ok, neither of us actually has a boyfriend. Dont be ridiculous. We are far too old for things lke that. Ageing alcoholics like us dont have boyfriends. We have dates, we are seeing someone, we have a partner, or we got royally shagged last night. Not boyfriends. Note: neither of us got royally shagged last night. In fact, I dont remember the last time either of us got royally shagged at all. But Jayne and me, we have a boyfriend. He's our boyfriend.

He's her our boyfriend, and he's my our boyfriend. Dont mix the two up. Because these two, while they dont know it, are actually in competition with each other. See, I will ring Jayne and tell her every beautiful thing my our boyfriend says and she has to agree that my our boyfriend is indeed so not dropped. If, however, my our boyfriend doesnt say something beautiful, or doesnt say anything in a given time frame, then I will tell Jayne and she will agree with me that he is soooo dropped. Up until I tell her the next time he says something beautiful at which point she must then agree that he is soooo not dropped. Its our lil way of saying IN YOUR FACE to each other. Cos thats what we really like. We like saying IN YOUR FACE. Dont worry, she has plenty of opportunitys to IN YOUR FACE me as well. Cos Jayne has her our boyfriend too.

But, I think Im winning the IN YOUR FACE stakes, cos frankly, my our boyfriend had a killer last night, that her our boyfriend will never be able to top. My our boyfriend called me away from NCIS, and I never miss NCIS for anyone. Ive been known to tell people to fuck off if they try contacting me during NCIS. But, my our boyfriend, was just in one of those charm the knickies off me sorts of moods, and I think he had a winner. Even Jayne's knickies were in peril last night. Even Jayne was blown away. You know why? Cos my our boyfriend even included Jayne in his declarations. Her our boyfriend didnt. You should so drop him Jayne. What sort of man doesnt include charming the knickies off your friend??? Why is he even our boyfriend? Thats right, because he has his moments of knickie charming too. But, I tell you what, if he doesnt start including me in those charming moments, he is soooo dropped Jayne. Im telling you. He is soooo dropped.

Thought for this moment.....My our boyfriend, after last nights efforts, is soooooooooooo not dropped.