So......What The?? Right?

Anyone wanna see my horrorscope for today?

The forecast for you is excellent, Princess. You can rely on today's aspects to restore your confidence and faith in yourself, both of which have been sorely tried during the past few days. The femme fatales among you can swagger forth, certain of conquest. However, don't let yourself go too far. Wait a few days for reality to dispel the cloud of ecstasy, and you'll be able to see the future more clearly.

Hey hang on a second, that sounds vaguely familiar. Havent I seen that before somewhere? You bet your sweet lying forecastin ass I have. I had that exact same worded horrorscope way back on February 1 of this year. And things didnt exactly turn out roses for me then, whats to say this one is gonna be any different??

Who the hell cares, Ive woken from the most beautiful dreams last night. So beautiful Im actually trying not to tell myself im unwell and should head straight back to bed and stay there for the entire day in the hopes of continuing on those dreams.........sigh.

See, there was this boy in there right.....he needs a name. lets call him.....Man of My Dreams. AKA, ever so hot friend of 18 years ago, Same face same kisses, I'll get to the kisses part in a second......Ok I'll get to the kisses now. Damn me if that boy doesnt kiss like he's king of the world. In fact, thats what I think I shall call him. King of The World. Whatever, the important part isnt the name. Its the kisses. OH dear god, the kisses. I tell you, I have been blessed to kiss some of the best kisses in the whole of the country. I have. Ok, to be fair, Ive also had some of the worst kissing in the whole of the universe thrust upon me, the defining word in that sentence being thrust. Eeeeew. I still have nightmares of the guy who would swirl his tongue around mine twice, then thrust it down my throat, then swirl it around twice, then thrust it further down my throat, then swirl it around twice, then thrust it so far down my throat.....and so on. But this is not a time for rembering those kisses. Eeeew. No. This is for the rememberance of the kisses from my dreams last night.

See it started off with a girly sleep over slumber party. Bet that got your attention Gers!! There we were, me and my best girl friends all in our knickies and cute lil singlets, *hang on a second, this is supposed to be my dream, not GERS's dream!!* We play the obligatory truth and dare game....* I swear this was my dream not Gers's* and then a genie bottle turns up, which of course we rub and out pops a Genie!! What luck ho??? Genie grants us alllllll three wishes more what luck ho???? And I says, I wanna be kissed by the King Of The World. And then up pops my ever so hot friend of 18 years ago, and I didnt use my other two wishes. Sigh. There is nothing quite so beautiful as those kisses. I know this, because I dreamed about them and didnt waste my wishes on raindrops and roses, though now that I think about it, there may well have been raindrops on roses for all I know. I have no idea. I was lost in the kisses.

Thought for today...Im tired, might go back to bed.