So Public Displays of Affection Suck Right

Of course they do. No one actually wants to see two people, or more for that matter, hey whatever floats your boat, Im not one to judge......where was I? Oh yes, no one wants to see people snogging it up in public. For two reasons.

One....because its an IN YOUR FACE to single people who are most definately not getting any.
Two...because its an IN YOUR FACE to not single people who are still not getting any and are wonderin why if they arent single they still arent getting any
Three...because its an IN YOUR FACE to not single people who upon seeing such display of affection are now saddened that even though they are getting some, its not this second
Four...because its an IN YOUR FACE to the recently single people who still sook into their wine glasses that if they are reallly too good for him, like their friends said, then why arent they with him??
Five...because its an IN YOUR FACE to eveyrone other than the people in the midst of the public display of affection.

Im not a big fan of PDA's. Im not. Ok. Thats a lie. I am. See, when Im in love, or lust, I dont actually have any idea whats going on around me at all. My thoughts, my mind, my body, dear god my body, are all focused on that one person. I could be walkin into a street pole and not even know it. I know this, because I have done it. I have actually walked into a street pole. I have also driven clean over the top of roundabouts from lack of attention to the road and plenty of attention to the guy in the passenger seat. Ive learnt how to drive a manual car totally one handed while.......well, you know, using my other hand for other things. How bout the time I was 'parking' with my potential love interest who happened not to put the park brake on and the car rolled into the fence?

Ok I confess, I love Public Displays of Affection. I love the affection. I dont care if its public or not. Im not about to get my gear off and go for it just anywhere though. Ok, thats possibly also a lie. There was this one date a few years ago. We went away for the weekend and had ourselves what we thought was rather a secluded rooftop garden. Turns out it wasnt that secluded. But I didnt know it wasnt secluded, so i guess it still stands.

Note to self: Public Display of Affection, have one.