So Too Much Vodka Is Bad for you? Right???

How the hell does tooo much vodka be bad? I'll tell you how.

Cos you get your fine ass dropped and promptly put your ugg boots on, your flanny shirt on, you crack open a packet of plain potato chips and a bottle of vodka and start comforting yourself that hes a bastard and you can do better anyway. Then you drink the contents of the bottle, along with a bottle of kahlua, with your mate Gaanz alongside cos she cant let you get into such a state all on your own.....I love Gaanz. Then you pass out three hours later only to wake up and throw your guts up for hours, thus using muscles in your back that arent supposed to be used ever, and wake up the next morning feeling like youve been hit by a truck.

And all because our boyfriend said you were droppped. Get this though. Most of the way through the above alcohol list, he changes his mind. You are soooo not dropped at all. But now you have a problem. See, you are about to be in a god awful hungover state for what now amounts to no reason at all. Thats not good. So you carefully polish off the rest of the bottle comiserating with yourself that now that you are so not dropped youve gone and drunk yourself into a state for nothing, which is now a thing worth drinking yourself into a state over.

Make up your mind sunshine, im so dropped, or im not so dropped. YOu cant have your vodka and drink it too you know. Unless you are so dropped. Then you must have your vodka and drink it too.

I'll forgive him though. Afterall, he is our boyfriend. And we love him. Dont we Jayne? But, hes so dropped for dropping me in the first place. Hes dropped.

Thought for the moment....I forget, is he dropped or not?