So its raining...again...I'll need an ark Right?

I havent been known in certain circles as The Rain Goddess for nothing you know. Some people have the sun follow them wherever they go. Some people are told that its like summer when they are around. Me? Wherever I am, its raining. You got a drought? Move my ass into your area and watch it come falling from the sky. Ah rain, beautiful rain. Sweet, gorgeous, wonderful rain.

And it never rains, it only ever pours. Here I was just a lil while ago in the middle of the biggest drought of my life......and not once, but twice do I suddenly find myself in need of an ark. Its raining. Men. Hallelujah its raining men??

Theres the ever constant husband to consider. He just doesnt seem to go away. Like a constant drizzle. Doesnt actually achieve anything, just enough to bother you sort of drizzle. Not really enough to stop you from getting on with things, but just enough to let you find excuses not to do them.

I recently had need of a saviour. Yep. A saviour. Found myself killing time at the local pub last week, turns out, a complete tosser was also killing time. Turns out that in the police had to be called, not by me, by the bar staff, and I found myself callling on a true blue homegrown country boy to escort me out of the place, after checkin the coast was clear because tosser had his eyes on me, and I wanted out, but I didnt want out enough for him to know what car I drove. Homegrown country boy hails from the sorts of areas the old girl is from, so I bought him home for dinner as a bit of a thank you. Guess who fronted yesterday with a dozen roses and a teddy bear for my birthday?

Off at the boxing the other night...awesome night people. Me and the kids had a ball. Turns out I now have the number of the guy standing next to me, who has just texted to invite me for dinner. Now, I have to ask a few questions on this one.......is it realllly etiquette to invite a girl out for dinner via text? No, I'll get into that one another time. Not just me, tho, invited the kids as well. Why wouldnt he? AFterall, when we met I did have both kids with me, so its a fairly safe bet that they play a pretty big part in my life.......

Plus theres Jack1. He invited me out for lunch in honour of my birthday. I didnt go though. He can invite out one of the other girls he mass texted on valentines day.

And my ever so hot friend of 18 years ago? Our boyfriend? Well Im still plannning on having his babies. And herein lies the problem. As Im so set on having our boyfriends babies, Ive found myself not being toooo interested in anyone else. OMG, did I just grow up or something? OMG is Gaanz about to sit her ass down real quick? Cos that my dear people, may just be a breakthrough. I cant help myself. Our boyfriend seems to have scored himself a special place.....I almost feel like givin him a trophy.

So, do I need an ark or what? Jayne reckons that when I radiate contentment and happiness, men come out of the woodwork. Its possibly true. AFterall, our boyfriend does have me feeling all content with myself. And I am feeling better than I have in the last 12 months. I feel a bit healthier than I have in the last 8 months. I look way better than I have in the last 6 months. All in all, I reckon I might have it going on. And my ass? Its so far beyond foine now. Beyond foine. Its from runnin up and down the stairs in the house all this time. Either way, I look great. I feel not too bad at all.

But I seem to be attracting a collection of men friends, and I think I might be in a bit of trouble. Someone is gonna get hurt. And usually? Usually its me. I didnt set out to attract any of these people, so why do I feel like Ive done something bad? People often call me a bitch, and I think its cos of these sorts of situations....but its not my fault is it? Do I have to tell everyone NO FUCK OFF the moment they meet me? Ive taken to mentioning our boyfriend to just about everyone I meet now, and they still wanna date me! Ive done all I can right???

Thought for this evening......So a cubit is the length of your arm to your wrist right?