So In My Face Right Jayne

Totally In My Face. You know why? Cos he texted. He's soooo not dropped afterall. Bastard, he should have not texted at all. You know why? Cos guess who's dropped? Me.

What the ? How does that work? I cant be dropped. He's so dropped for dropping me. He's wiped Jayne. Sooo wiped. So passed wiped like a chux. Way passed wiped so much he's flushed. The man is totally on his way through the sewer of life to rot eternally in the cesspool of shit where he so richly deserves to be. What the? Im dropped???

How does a man go from loving you forever yesterday to you are so dropped today? Thats it. He's sooo dropped for that. And if he thinks Im gonna have his babies now, well he can think again. No way. Nuh uh. He's sooo dropped. But, thats not right. He cant be so dropped. Cos Im dropped. How the hell did that happen?

Confused yet? Yeah, me either. Why does this keep coming up? Why does some man who is totally delicious, totally delectable, totally out of his mind with his desperate urge to want me, love me, fucking eat me for crap sake suddenly decide Im dropped? Notice how that budshit bastard was all over me, makin every move under the sun, then soooooo drops me? Notice how our boyfriend just did the same? Its not my predatory nature scarin them off. Hell, I got smart. I sit back and wait for them to come to me. And they do come. They just fucking run off again. They are all soooooo dropped.

Cept for Bruce. I love Bruce. You know why I love Bruce? Cos hes not dropped. And even if you tell him he's dropped, he doesnt believe you. Bruce, gets it. Our boyfriend gets it too. But that doesnt matter cos Im dropped. He's soooo dropped for that.

I wasnt going to let a lil thing like him dropping me get in the way of my dropping him you know. I texted him. I says, you broke my heart, you are soooo dropped for that. So now he probably is sittin back there thinkin im just fine, handling the situation quite well, and all is good in his world. Yeah. Great for him. He's so dropped. But I did leave him with a classy retort didnt I? I didnt actually curl up in the foetal position rocking from side to side sobbing out why??? Why me??? But thats only cos Im far too stunned to do anything other than drop him. Which I cant do. Cos Im dropped. YOu cant drop someone when you are dropped. You have to suck it up. You have to just accept that you are dropped. You can however key their car, and post their pic on Donotdatehim.com. Which is what he deserves for sooo dropping me. He's so dropped for that. Wiped. Hello cesspool sewer of crap.

So from now on people, there will not be any more of this...give the boy a chance shit. No. And anyone who even makes that suggestion, will be sooo dropped. From now on, its PreciousPrincess Way or No freakin way at all. Sooooooo fucking dropped. So fucking what.

You know what? Fuck Bruce. He's dropped too. Everyone is dropped. Wiped. Jayne was right. Im never having sex again. And thats ok. Cos sex is dropped too. Wiped. Flushed fucking away.

Thought for today....Now even.....I hate you. I hate him. I hate everyone. Soooo fucking dropped every single one of you and may you all rot in the cesspool of sewer crap right alongside our boyfriend who went ahead and restored my faith in 'man' with one text and ripped it right back out again with another. He's soo fucking dropped.