He Is So Dropped Right

And do you know why our boyfriend doesnt give me any grief about not having taken my knickies off yet? Because he is soooo dropped. Yes he is.

He is so dropped. He's wiped. He's wiped like a chux cloth. He is so wiped like a chux cloth he is flushed away. So gone. Sooooo gone. Flushed im telling you. Sooooo flushed.

You cant go giving a girl grief about not having taken her knickies off if you are wiped off the face of the earth because you didnt return her texts or her calls. I dont care if you are laying in a gutter half dead. Or fully dead. I dont care if you are in jail because you just got done for drink driving. You get one call in jail dont you? Why isnt that one call to the girl of your damn dreams? To the girl who is the receiver of such beautiful texts as.....Im going to devour every delicious inch of your body......yes, thats what I said Jayne. I get beautiful texts where the man states he wants to actually eat me. And dear god I hope not in the euphemistic sense. In the actual sense. But that hardly counts because right now, he is sooooooo dropped.

Of course, he's so dropped cos he probably really is in prison and used his one phone call to order a damn pizza cos he's a drugged out fuckwit with the munchies who got busted for god knows what, with god knows who, likely some skanky who with the added r and the added e on the end. And thats why he is sooo dropped. Wiped even. So wiped. Flushed totally away. Dropped. Thats DROPPED.

So I chatted with Jayne today. Conversation went like this.

Me...hes so dropped
her...no he isnt
Me...yes he is hes wiped
Her...ok hes dropped, hes wiped, hes a chux
me...yes he is we dont love him even a little bit
her....yes we do
me....no we dont
her...ok but i still love him
me...no you dont you cant hes mine
her....ok hes yours, but you dont want him
me...when did i say i didnt want him
her...back there when you said he was dropped
me...he's not dropped, why would you say such a thing, i dont even know why im friends with you as if he would be dropped i love him...YOUR dropped
her...ok sorry, im dropped
me...yes you are soooo dropped.
her....well ok but im gonna facebook him
me...you cant facebook him cos then i'll have to watch him sweet talk you when he works out you are prettier than me
her....prettier? god no, and thats why i agree with you that hes dropped cos he should think im prettier and if he doesnt then you would have to drop him right? Right???
me....well yes, I would but secretly I would be ever so pleased that he thought i was prettier and then he would have to be so not dropped
her....i see your point
me....this is why im friends with you
her...so is he dropped or not
me....no. of course he isnt. he is so not dropped. hes mine. hes my our boyfriend and i love him
her....thought so.

I hate Jayne, she is so dropped. Why am I even friends with her?

Thought for this second.....hes so dropped. unless he calls. Then he isnt dropped. But since he hasnt called, hes dropped. confused yet? me either.