Oh check out my horroscope offering for today? One thing I have noticed is this....my stars dont tell me what I need to know on this day, they tell me in three days time what I need to know today. Bastards. This has happened so often lately Im positive the universe is telling me that Im an idiot.
Today, Princess, you might feel the urge to make an absolute and unqualified declaration of love. This is fine if you've been involved for a while, though your partner could still feel overwhelmed. If this is a new relationship, beware! Your friend could feel that this is too much too soon, and respond by backing off or even dropping out of sight. Exercise restraint whatever the circumstances, or you might have the opposite effect from what you're hoping for.
Yep, that showed me didnt it? Although, I never mentioned Love you dickheaded stars. I said Fuck.
Yeah go ahead and laugh it up Jayne, your day will come. And that day, thats the day you will go...OOOOOOOOOOOH so thats why she is friends with me.
Bloody friends, and bloody men, and bloody hell! I recently joined facebook, as you know, and I joined a few groups. One is, my friends are getting married, and im just getting drunk. You know why Im getting drunk? Cos my friends are getting married, or married like, or at least freaking dated. Hell even rd went to the dark side. And No one saw that coming, not even him! Seems love is in the air, love is all round and love is just a pain in my ass. Well, could be, might be, if they werent all so fucking scared of me. At least Jayne took pity on me. WE are now listed in facebook as in a relationship, but its complicated. Of course its complicated. All my relationships are complicated. Even the ones Im not having are complicated. Why would the ones I am having not be complicated?
Thought for the day...ever so hot friend of 18 years ago? where have you been for the last 18 years?
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That's IN YOUR FACE with a cream pie and the cherry stuck in your left nostril, that is.
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