So, is hhhhhot enough?

So I joined facebook. Its the done thing to do these days. And now all these people I went to school with are contacting me. One of them, a skanky lil tart *we were quite close* and I were discussing some of the 'old boyfriends'. And today I was trying desperately hard to remember the name of one who stuck in my mind cos he introduced me to the word tenacity. I might have mentioned him before. Not to worry, I couldnt remember his name, and not one hour later, there he is popped up on my facebook. AND MY GOD THAT BOY IS HOT.

Now, this brings me to the age old question....is hot important? Well of course you have to have some kind of attraction physically dont you? Dont you??? One cant be expected to shag it up with some guy for the rest of your life if he isnt hot right? Right??? Ok, so hot is only hot to some, while to others its merely lukewarm. I understand this. I get this. Im sure there are some people who dont consider me hot.....losers and wankers of course, what the hell would they know, they should get some damn glasses......where was I?

Oh yes, hot. And not just hot. Hhhot. Thats three h's hot. My highest compliment...OK, I have used a few more h's for my hot, but thats my usual high compliment. Now, heres the funny thing.......pay attention here, because this may just shock you. These boys I was at school with? Who I suddenly notice have grown up ever so hot? ONly the ones I have a 'nice' memory of, are still, hot, in my mind. NOt only still hot, but hhhot. Which just goes to show, the more you relate to someone, the hotter you find them.


Didnt see that one coming did you Jayne? Why am I even friends with you?