My offering for today....
You are looking gorgeous today, Princess, and have likely noticed the admiring glances you've been receiving. Your passions are running high, so with luck you will be able to spend this evening with a special someone. Fulfill your romantic fantasies to the nth degree. Light scented candles throughout the house, use your best linens and dress in soft, sensual fabrics. Your partner will appreciate the effort. Together, you two are bound to have an extraordinary evening.
So woo hoo to me and in your face to Jayne. Im gorgeous. See? Gorgeous. Admiring glances, high passions, romantic fantasisies, an extroadinary evening.....and being as how today ismy wedding anniversay that bastard husband of mine better be kicking back and kicking himself about now. Look at all that gorgeousness he missed out on.....bastard. So in light of his you wanna be my wife again statement, what do you think the chances of him remembering its our annviersary today are? Yeah, not that good, unless you count around 2am when drunk, that sort of ups the chances a lot.
Back to me, Its kind of lucky really that im spending the evening with Jayne because Ive got a cold sore. Ok, Ive actually got two. Which is usual for me, and considering I havent had a cold sore in ages and ages I spose I was due one. One. NOt two dammit. So all that gorgeousness is just a little bit tainted there mr horrorscope. And those admiring glances might not have been quite as admiring as you thought. And unless I rush out and get me a web cam today I cant see any of my fantasies happening.....
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