So A Few Interesting Things Happened Today Right

Opened my inbox and discovered an email from , lets call her, Joan Doe. Joan was responding to an email sent to her yesterday. Joan said, hey thanks for the funny, miss you heaps, kisses on your man bits, cheers. Actually Joan said in a little bit more graphic detail just exactly what she would like to do to those man bits, but I gave you the general idea. However, this is where Joan came unstuck. One, Im not a man. No Im not. Ok I may be more of a man than most men I know, but Im not actually a man. And I didnt send Joan the funny email she mentioned. That email, the funny one, was also sent to me yestrday by the same person who sent it to her. In fact that same email that was sent to her, and sent to me, was also sent to about ten other people, including the original senders own daughter, who is 8. Heres where Joan stuffed up. I am guessing Joan hit reply to all, rather than just reply. And now all ten other recipients of the original funny email, are now well and truly in the know of what Joan would like to be doing with the original senders man bits. I couldnt resist. I am a bitch afterall.

I caught up with original sender on msn, and said, hey, whos Joan Doe? He says...what the? How would you know Joan? I says, I dont actualy but she just emailed me. He says again, what the? How would Joan know you? I says, Joan doesnt. Joan is also not knowing that if you hit reply all instead of reply, you actually reply to all recipients of the original email, and now Im frantically washing my mind clear of the knowledge that Joan wants to do unspeakable things to your man bits. Original sender laughed at that one. Original sender thinks its funny. I forwarded my email onto original sender, who in the meantime opens his inbox to discover the same email. He laughs some more. Joan, he says, isnt very bright. Joan, I says, in her not quite brightness, also emailed that to your daughter. At which point he frantically opened his daughters email and deleted said mail.

I says to original sender, im gonna reply to her, do you mind? He says, god no have some fun. Heres my email to Joan.

OH yeah baby, kiss my man bits, KISS MY MAN BITS NOW.
Im sorry sweetheart I think you may have mailed me by mistake. Unless you were trying to organise a threesome between me, you and *original sender*. In which case, Im up for it. Im sure he will be up fit, hows friday night for you?

I told original sender that I may have just made a date for us on friday night. Joan mailed me back this evening to turn me down. Sigh. Even girls are scared of me. I cant win.

Other funny of today, there seems to be a financial crisis. I mentioned this to Gaanz who was a little shocked. WE've been blythely spending money you see. Apparently we ought to be saving it for a rainy day. A rainy day. Have you looked outside lately people? Its raining. So we went to op shop today while waiting to make merc payment and I picked myself up a skanky whore vinyl corset. Everyone needs one.

Thought of this instant? Vinyl Corset? Skanky whore? Who me?

Ps, shut up Jayne