Could not be found. I think its a conspiracy. Im serious. See, I tried all manner of ways to get hold of my usual horroscope yesterday. Usually its sent directly to my inbox ready and waiting for me whatever time I get up. Yesterday, nothing. I also tend to request pocketnews on my mobile phone, which I do any time after 12am cos im usually still up anyway and Ive usually read it before I go to bed, so combine the prior knowledge before sleep with the after sleep breakdown of whatever it was I was dreaming and then wrapping it all up withe firstmorning astrosurf and IM all set for the day.
yesterday, no email. Yesterday I pocketnewsed four times and no news turned up. I'll probably be charged four times for nothing but that isnt the point. Why was yesterday the day of no help from the stars? Shut up Jayne. Real stars. Yesterday. Pretty big day for me yesterday. And not one tiny peice of input from the stars?? It wasnt until way late yesterday afternoon that I came across my lil horroscope in the lil local newspaper. It said my achilles heel could well be on display today and make me vulnerable. Yesterday I mean. Vulnerable? Me? I dont think so. Ive got a heart of steel and head to match. Nothing fazes me. Nothing touches me deep inside *shut up jayne* There is not one ounce of vulnerability about me. Not one. As for an achilles heel? pffft I laugh at you.
I think I might give up smoking.
Thought for today? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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You know, I did not get my horoscope yesterday either. It is a conspiracy except in this case the stars were on your side.
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