Monday, February 2, 2009

So Im Off To The Dentist Right

Yep. Im going to the dentist. This is the third time ive been since being in nsw and today is supposed to be the day I get that scale and clean done that Ive been too poor to have yet. You guys remember how I finally made it up the waiting list in qld, after two years, only to have them tell me my appointment was the 5th of September and I was moving to nsw on the 1st???

Well here I am. 2.5 years down the track about to have my teeth cleaned. I wont know myself.

Maybe thats what the buddist didnt like about me? My unscaled teeth?

Im also quietly stewing away because Im having some blood tests done today. Ive got an overactive Thyroid, this much we know for certain, but apparently my hormones are all screwed up as well and no amount of guesswork can determine the reason. In fact so far no amount of blood test, or ultra sound can determine the reason either. So Im off for more prodding and poking.

I officially have whitecoats of my own to see now.

Childrens, bless their little hearts, havent managed to kill me yet, and are safely ensconced *lil help withe the spelling please??* in their respective schools for another year.

Ive dyed my hair back to brown. Its redish in the sun, but its mostly brown. Ive gotten a few more wrinkles possibly from the stress of a vegetarian meat eating pious prius driving buddhist bastard, which, is most contradictory, how can you be a bastard if your a buddhist? Easily. If theres one bastard in a room of 100 people, I will find him, and be attracted to him.

Im off men. And bastards. But mainly bastards. And Jayne. Why am I even friends with her? I think her patheticness is rubbing off on me. She has however given me a whole new phrase which I will now attempt to drop into a conversation thus looking both crude and knowledgeable at the same time. Whore du jour......it kind of rolls off the tongue doesnt it?

Actually I better check in on Jayne, see how she is. She was having some trouble with her crux yesterday and while Im not touching that, I should show some concern.

Jayne has a thought for the day, and you know how I hate to be outdone by her, so Now I Have a Thought for the day too.

Tis this....Intoxicating my ass.

2 comments:

  1. "I officially have whitecoats of my own to see now."Unquote

    Thank god, some of the burden has been lifted off mine and Gaanzs shoulders

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  2. His lips are permanently pursed from driving the pious Prius.

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