Its a 24 hour wee collection. Ive got this massive bottle and this lil dish. Im supposed to go for my first morning wee, that one goes in the loo. Then all wee's the rest of the day, the night and the first one of next morning go into the lil dish and then into the big bottle, which is to be kept in the fridge. Its a massive 4 litre bottle. Who wee's 4 litres worth a day? Anyway, I keep finding excuses not to have started it. Cos not only do I have to go through the whole collection fiasco, I also then have to walk through the street to the pathology carrying my 4 litre bottle full of wee. EEEEWWWWW.
I cant possibly do it today because I have to go out, and I aint carryin a 4 litre bottle of wee around in an esky for just in case I need to go while Im out. So I have to do it on a stay at home day. Ive had more pregnancy tests this year than I have in my whole life. All of which I have passed mind you. Why would I fail them? Its not like anyone wants my cookie on a regular permanent basis. Too many fat people in the world, obviously all on diets.
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thats why they invented brown paper bags :)
ReplyDeletefor my cookie rd? Why am I even lusting after you so??
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