Todays horrorscope offering comes with words like socioeconomic and handcuffs. Im not sure I can make the connection....?
Nothing. No man to whinge about news. NO man to get all excited about news. No volunteers I noticed yesterday while I was busy being the most fabulous woman on the face of the planet *in your face Jayne*.
I did lay the law down on my children last night. And Himself. I told em all point blank....Come Valentines Day I expect to see cards with my name on it from all of them. ALL OF THEM. Number one son thought he would be funny and said what if I just write I love you on a peice of paper? Told him to fold it in half and voila, card. Now Im also telling you folk. Gers, this is your official two week advance warning. Come Valentines day, 14 february, I expect to see valentines offerings from you all. I said ALL. I can not, repeat not, take it if Jayne is my valentines day date and I dont have a pile of cards to rub in her face. God knows that woman could do with something rubbed in her face. Why am I even friends with her?
I broke a fingernail
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I have Dead Sea Mud for my face, thanks.
ReplyDeletePS: I'm not your friend no more.
OIC run away. Not on Gmail anymore. I was gonna give you a tongue lashing ... then again, the 4 Jacks will take care of that. Why do I even bother???
ReplyDeletedu jour darling....4 du jour.
ReplyDeleteAnd I now heartily congratulate myself for successfully using the word in the appropriate sense in a conversation.
Yay me.