So Good Morning Right

Goooooooooooooooooooooood Morning everyone. Isnt it just a glorious day to be alive? Oh no, you are all saying. YOU know that tone by now dont you? Something, something is up. What could it be???

Its my fake positive attitude because Jayne has a date for valentines day and I dont. And Im not going to let on that Im even remotely unhappy about it. Ok, fine, she dumped me, me who was to be her date, for an actual date. We were going to sit at home and drink wine and mope about how pathetic we are. Well I cant do that on my own can I? I cant be pathetic on my own. Its not right. We are a team. And Ive no prospect at all. Oh Ok, I did actually get asked out, by a man even. However he lives a squillion miles away and only asked me knowing that as he was a squillion miles away it couldnt possibly be *shut up Jayne* and he was just trying to be nice so that I could at least tell Jayne I had actually been asked. So Im not totally pathetic.....

You boys are remembering me this valentines day arent you? Dont remember Jayne tho. Just me.

I have to fess up. Im in love. I know, I know, you hear me say this all the time. Ok, so I love easily, luckily for me I now get over it rather easily as well. YOu buddhist bastard I'll get you ...where was I? OH yes. I know its love this time becaue I even told Jayne about him and have even bestowed a name upon him. And not the usual Number....Are you all sitting down? His name from this day forward will be......BBH3. Because I am a romantic, but also a realist. He's beautiful. Even Jayne wants to have his babies. This one however, I am keeping to the plan with. This one is my internet love affair. YOU know, if you read way back here, I specifically said that buddhist bastard *i still chuckle at that contradiction* was my a fine love affair to be carried out over the net and it wasnt broken so shouldnt be fixed. Well, Ive learnt my lesson this time. A love affair on the internet with BBH3 will be just fine, and will not be getting any fixing done to it ever. I love him. And Jayne wants to have his babies. He's the perfect man. And I dont want to ever have him ruin my perfect man image of him. So he can stay where he is and I will stay where I am. My crux might be a little unhappy about the idea, but tough.

Thought for the day....I love technology.