So He Is A Shocking Speller Right

Just a quick update on yesterdays disastrous txt from the days before pleasant date......

I summoned up my courage and texted him back, heres how it went.

Me...what does no single smarty pants mean?
Him...no resption

Ok, that cleared everything up didnt it? NO. What the? OH MY GOD. Ok, so he's definitely not going to be a stalker cos hes not bloody interested and I burnt Tasmania for some guy who isnt single and cant freaking spell????? Why would he do that? Why be that interested, date me, have a wonderful time, then tell me he isnt single? Jayne, she's just going to love this isnt she? Well there goes my valentines day date. I'll be stuck at home on a valentines day saturday night agreeing with Jayne that we are indeed pathetic and drinking far too much wine.

Then, at 7.05pm, my phone rings. ITs him. I dont know if I actually want to answer it, but I hate the unknown so I answer it, all the while thinking to myself, far out, its five minutes after he finished work and he's on the phone to me? This is one seriously mixed up man, hes not single but Im the first thing he thinks off when he finishes work?

Me...Hey Hello.
Him....How are you darlin
Me...Well Im just fine, whats with the no single text?
Him...signal. No Signal.
Me...a fruedian typo? I dont think so. And what the hell is resption???
Him...reception. I did mention I was going to work today afterall, you do know I work in a coal mine?
Me....oh.dear.

Readers, its a coal mine. Its a big ol hole in the ground, of course theres no freaking signal and no bloody reception. What am I going off about? Ok the man was drivin a truck today, one handed, while attempting to appease my obviously pissed off text that he hadnt texted me. He didnt really think that taking time out and ignoring all safety rules on a minesite was the thing to do.

Im an idiot. Please dont tell Jayne.