Sunday, January 25, 2009

So I Met This Guy Right

Which is the sort of thing girls do when they go on a date with a guy. Yes the same date as the tragic burning of Tasmania fame. Im a bit undecided about him really. He's funny, kind, considerate, and generous without being condescendingly so. Which makes a change from the usual men I meet. Most of them have been outright wankers and tossers, and I dont know why I married them really. But this guy, lets call him Jack, he's not a wanker or a tosser. Well he is. Any man who says he doesnt pull himself is lying. But not that kind of wanker or tosser. Not in the sort of way that used to make me fall in love with them and walk my fine ass down an aisle in a church with at least. NO, those days are over. Im only interested in a man who is funny, kind, considerate and generous without being condescendingly so.

So at first impression thats what Jack is.However, we do have a problem. As I was leaving, he said to me........dont go *crap, I cant remember if it was meeting or chatting....damn.* dont go meeting up with any other guys will you, your mine. Or......dont go chatting up any other guys will you, your mine. One of those two at least. To which i replied, sorry darlin, Im no ones girl. Then I got home to discover that joy of joy, an internet connection which promptly made me log on to my old friend the internet only to have him pop up on msn asking who I was chatting up?

Im hoping this was all said in a jesty jokey funny kind of way. But I have a real habit of going for the guy who seems fine to start with, but turns out to be a wanker. I spose I should be worried or nervous or something. Cos if he turns out to be a tosser, then there goes my valentines day date and Jayne, well she doesnt need any more reasons to laugh her ass off at me. Why am I even friends with her??

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