Because there is no way in the world I am going through that Tasmania burning disaster again. So I bought wax. A girl has to look her best, even if the only thing she is doing is sitting by the computer waiting for Jayne to front up. Honestly, why am I even friends with her? She's never there. And heres me, waiting waiting waiting for her. Its 10pm. And......Oh ok. I fess up. While I do have my messenger open and ready for when Jayne does turn up, if Jayne feels like turning up, Im also wondering if I should txt Jack2. Jack1 hasnt been heard from since well, see the last few entries here. That was a waste of my time. Guess that means definately no Valentines Day Date for me. You watch Jayne front up real quick when she hears that one. Maybe Jack2 will consider the idea of a date? On Valentines Day? He should. I love him.
So, what do you think? Should I txt Jack2 or not. I dont want to come over all stalker like. But I dont want to come over all not interested like. Dating, is not fun people. Dating, is a true pain in the ass. This is why I got married. So I wouldnt have to spend my time wondering if I will have a date for Valentines Day or if I will be spending it with....god forbid....Jayne for company.
Im not going to text him. Im not. I love him. But Im not going to text him. Heres the thing. If he is that keen, he will text me. If he isnt, then well, I wont look like I couldnt do better than him anyway. Thats not a good look. You never want your potential to ever have a sniff that if you dont hear from them you will cry. Crying is not for women who date. Crying is for women who are pathetic ageing alcoholics who dont have a damn date for Valentines Day. And I swore blindly last year that this year, this valentines day, I was going to be inundated with flowers and chocolates and the sort of lingerie my mother would be shocked to find if she was doing my washing. And look at me. NO DAMN DATE. I know I know, its supposed to be about the day that your anonymous admirer from afar finally gets his nerve up and lets you know he thinks your hot, but since when have I ever cared about what things are supposed to be about? What I care about is me me me me me.
Jayne better not point out that that is most likely the reason why I dont have a date for Valentines Day. Why am I even friends with her?
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Jack1 should be shot with his own shit. Jack2 should be shot with a dose of man's man. Seriously darling, how long do you think before the peace, love & mung beans wears off?? I know you. AND About time you got yourself some wax ... I was getting ready to send you some. Why am I even friends with you??? And another thing ... you want to wax for the hippy/swami/yogi whatever the hell he is?? They like forests and flossing their teethn on your legs ... don't you know anything??
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