So Theres This Ten Second Rule Right

Jayne says when you meet a guy you size them up in ten seconds.

Heres what she says happens in the first ten seconds. Yes Ive copy and pasted straight from her blog but she deserves it for laughing at the tragic forest fire of Tasmania recently..


JayneDoh says..
Those random thoughts that immediately spring to mind when first meeting ...
Would I do him?
Would I introduce him to my friends?
Would I put his c*ck in my mouth?
The following definitions then apply once the above has been answered with a resounding ... yes:-
One night stand.
Fling ... bit of fun, enjoy it while it lasts.
This one's a keeper ... you're in it for the long haul.


Jayne and I differ on this. For a start, I think it takes a lot longer than ten seconds. I actually have no idea whether I want to do him, introduce him to my friends, or put his c*ck in my mouth in ten seconds. Takes me ages and ages. And in some cases a couple bottles of wine before I can make that decision. Sometimes, the couple bottles of wine makes the decision for me. Which is great, cos I hate decision making.

And I think she's got it round the wrong way. If I was to agree with this ten second rule, then Id have to change it. Id be more likely to think he was a keeper if I introduced him to my friends than if I put his c*ck in my mouth. And besides, Ive been married twice and all married people know that once your a keeper, you never get a blowjob again in your life. Well so says both of my bastard husbands. YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE BOYS.......you dont give, you dont get.

So Ive got my own rules of sorts when it comes to meeting a man. Theres no timelimit on deciding if I want to do him or not. Or if Im going to put his c*ck in my mouth. And the only time he's ever getting introduced to my family or friends is when we are way past the c*ck in mouth thing and well and truly established in the never getting a blowjob ever again state known as A RELATIONSHIP.

So says me, a twice divorced single woman. At home, on a saturday night, typing away on the internet at half past two in the morning. I think we can safely say that when it comes to relationships I suck. *Which is not a reference to any putting of c*cks in my mouth thank you*