And we are in agreeance that my ever so hot friend of 18 years ago, my hhhhhot hot man I introduced to my mother, he who was always known as 'our' boyfriend is now officially known as my Yang.
Thats the Yang to my Ying. My other half. My completes me. And you know what? I fucking deserve him. Cos Ive been through a nasty nightmare or two in my life, ok, to be fair, BBH1 wasnt as nasty as BBH2 but thats hardly the point. The point is.........my Yang is what Ive been missing all this time. I knew it. You knew it. Everyone knew it, even Jayne, who cried by the way when I just phoned her to fess up that I totally love him and that is why Im friends with her. Cos she cries when Im happy. I soooo hope its because she's at least as happy for me as I am being me and not because she's jealous as all hell, which she should be, cos my Yang is the perfect man. And she knows it.
Ok, so I just wanted to fess that up. Im officially more than giving the boy a chance. Im officially more than opening up. Im officially weilding those scissors he gave me with care and detail. Which is not how I would usually weild scissors around some man's weapon of love but this time, thats what Im doing. Im takin that faith and trust on board and Im living the dream.
Note to all you blog readers..........sometimes you just got to take that chance, you just got to go home again and you just got to trim those pubes......
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