So That Will Show Me Wont It Right?

Well, its back to that bastard husband of mine. Yes Yes I know. Divorce, get one. Im working on it people. Im working on it. Anyways........

So he phones me yesterday and leaves a voicemail saying Yeah Happy Mothers Day. What the?? Whatever. Then he phones me again later in the evening. Now, after yesterdays phonecall I had decided that all future phone calls would go something like this:

ring ring ring ring
Me: Hello
Him: Whatever rot spills out of his mouth
Me: There is insufficient funds to continue this call. Please deposit a substantial amount of money and try again.


Which I thought was quite to the point and not more than he deserved anyway. However, the conversation went like this:

ring ring ring ring
Me: hello
Him: yeah Im gonna top myself tomorrow
Me: Ok, but can you send money first?


As Jayne points out to me, Im a total bitch and as I point out to Jayne, and anyone else for that matter, Id much rather be a widow than a divorcee anyway. Fact, Ive been saying it for years. Hardly the point. What sort of man lays that kind of guilt trip on someone? Its none of my business what he does. Hell, he made that clear four years ago. Why doesnt he ring that woman he was shacked up with for 2 years while I was out in the cold bouncing my fine ass on bankruptcy? You know why he doesnt ring her though......cos she doesnt give a shit. I apparently get the phonecall because Im his wife. I dont get the money though for being his wife. I dont get any of the supposed perks that come with being someones wife. I just get the crap layed on me when he feels like it.

Thought for the wee hours of the morning? That man will do anything to get out of giving me my money.